Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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