So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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