Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
How naked do you want me to be?
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