It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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