Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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