i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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