it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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