yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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