The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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