my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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