He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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