just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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