STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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