I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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