dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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