I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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