Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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