My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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