Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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