I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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