i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
