i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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