You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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