I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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