I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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