Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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