I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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