I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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