me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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