He is such a slut. More and more my type.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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