bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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