she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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