i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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