What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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