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it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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