Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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