just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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