Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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