sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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