Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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