You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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