This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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