question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Boobs are out for the taking
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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