thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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