This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
