Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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