Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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