yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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