Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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