Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
