yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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