My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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